I have a couple of things to announce, most importantly this here book launch for anyone around the winnipeg area to consider attending. This promises to be very informative, and I’m sure most of us out there would indeed be surprised at the scale of canadian bullshit being forced upon the poor peoples of haiti.
Come on out!! Refreshments following discussion!
Book Launch – Canada in Haiti: Waging War On The Poor Majority
October 20th, 2005, 7 PM, 91 albert street, 3rd floor $5 or pay what you can
Presentation and video with authors Yves Engler and Anthony Fenton followed by a discussion.
Behind the mask humanitarianism, canada is carrying out a murderous and destructive foreign policy in haiti. At every turn, canada has declined opportunities to uphold democracy in haiti, while taking the lead in overthrowing the country’s democratically elected government and legitimizing a power grab by haiti’s wealthy elite.
A new type of solidarity movement is emerging out of a growing awareness of the policies that are being carried out in haiti, policies that can only be described as genocidal. All of the western powers share a history of genocidal conquest. Ironically, this process began on the very island that haitians occupy, in 1492. It should enrage but not surprise us that governments such as canada and the united states, who have perfected the means of internal colonization through the subjugation and dehumanization of indigenous people, should export these methods to haiti. Our role is to understand these realities and devise ways to dismantle them. (Anthony Fenton)
Secondly, am item of much less political flavour, yet something I feel obligated to expose in the simple name of truth.
It has come to my attention that our bass player toddy (pigpen) kowalski, has mentioned on city-wide radio last night, that I “outfarted Bill Stevenson” during our mix dates in fort collins, co this past july.
Apparently, Bill is the godfather of farting in the music world.
The truth of the matter is Bill was literally blown away at todd’s seemingly limitless resevoir of intestinal gas. Anyone who knows todd, who happens to be a male member of our pathetic species (he actually manages to hold his gas around females for some reason, then blows around the horizon like an untied balloon once he’s alone or exclusively in the company of other spatter-faced unlucky and groaning men) will be able to back my claims.
Claims like todd is the canadian king of farts.
Claims that todd’s favourite joke in the world is farting and then blaming them on others.
Little does todd know, that during his incredible fort collins anal performance, chris and I happened to overhear a private conversation in which Bill Stevenson, punk rock fart god he is, approached todd with this comment:
“yeah man, it’s kinda weird. With your farting and stuff…..I’ve never met anyone else like you before. I thought I was alone in this world.”
Yup. We were in the alcove next to the kitchenette discussing sequencing ideas when this happened.
If anyone feels the need to corroborate my claims, please feel free to email Bill at bill@blastingroomstudios.com.
the proof is in todd’s everflowing pudding. I tire of having his pudding being slapped on my face. People who fart and blame it on others, are simply put, posers.
Fart posers.
Todd kowalski is thee pre-eminent fart poseur.
Thank you for your time, I feel much better cleaning this off my chest.
Edumaction – I never got past high-school, but maybe if there were more educators like this guy, i would've been more interested in learning instead of cutting class to watch a shitty beta copy of Kreator's "Toxic Trace" video for the 100 zillionth time. (07/27/10 by Jesus H. Chris #)
Are the Days of the Full-Time Novelist Numbered? – Robert Sawyer is one of the most successful speculative fiction writers on the planet, and certainly one of the most successful fiction writers in Canadian history. He has a talent for broaching very big ideas within a very accessible, fast-paced format (once in a while at the expense of the aesthetics of a more seasoned SF audience). I've read most of his books and outside of Kim Stanley Robinson, i'd have to credit Sawyer with fueling my intitial interest in what i think is the most exciting and important genre of writing we have. He keeps a blog that i visit once in a while and i thought this post about the end of the full-time novelist was interesting enough to share, in part because of the analogies one can make to the music industry, which is of course, also in free-fall. Generally, i think the music industry is getting what it deserves for producing so much utter garbage over the years that people simply aren't willing to front their hard-earned money for something that sounds exactly like 4000 other records that already exist and that as a matter of design, doesn't take the listener anywhere new, intellectually or spiritually. Still, his comments towards the end of the post concerning "lengthy, ambitious, complex works — works that take years of full-time effort to produce" are worth thinking about. (07/27/10 by Jesus H. Chris #)
G’Day Mates! – If you were to subject me to a snap quiz in which i had to name the current elected/ appointed/ inherited leaders of all the world's 190+ nations, i would probably score less that 5% correctly. The fact that i admit this does not make it any less embarrassing. Once in every very long while, i make a half-baked effort to skim through the CIA Factbook and see who the latest crop of clowns are who are running various countries into the ground across the planet. Then i promptly forget, displacing these facts with more important things like the names of recently drafted professional hockey players.
One place i tend to pay a tiny, tiny, tiny bit more attention to is Australia. Partly because in many ways it is an analog to Canada. Partly because i used to live there when i was 5. Partly because outside of central/ south america, it is the place on the planet where we have been most warmly received as a band. I know many Australians visit this site. So i thought i'd post a link to the this very short and provocative piece about some of the players in post-Rudd Australia. In the words of Robert Downey Jr as Sherlock Holmes, "food for thought!". (07/23/10 by Jesus H. Chris #)
Bad times at the Calgary Stampede. – 4 animals are dead within 24 hours at the Calgary Stampede.
Hmm..I thought they said that abusing animals for fun was one of the signs a kid might grow up to be a serial killer? Oh well, everybody's doing it!
Sure the Stampede is a tradition in Calgary, so is Agribition in Regina and, in some other places, so are cockfights, dog fights and bear baiting. I understand; I used to have my own gun holster, hat, vest, and chaps, my favorite uncle was a stampede pick up man, I even had the rodeo queen come with me to school for show and tell once but there is a time when we've got to come to terms with the fact that the unparalleled joy of watching cowboys twist steer necks and menace poor bulls and horses to the point that the animals jump around like maniacs must come to an end. There's no use in trying to extend our demented childhoods beyond their expiry date.
Feel free to rope each other, tie things around your nuts (if you've got them) or the nuts of your willing, yet bucking, friends if you want to but leave the poor animals out of it. Thanks. (07/13/10 by The Rod #)
Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions – Here, the former director of the Israeli office for Physicians for Human Rights, Neve Gordon, offers a short and clear argument in favor of the BDS (boycott, divestment and sanctions) campaign against Israeli apartheid. (07/12/10 by Jesus H. Chris #)
Vegan Outreach VO is working to expose and end cruelty to animals through the widespread distribution of illustrated booklets: Why Vegan, Even If You Like Meat, and Try Vegetarian.
Democracy Now! Democracy Now! is a national, listener-sponsored public radio and TV show committed to bringing the voices of the marginalized to the airwaves on issues ranging from the global to the local.
Electronic Intifada The Electronic Intifada will equip you to challenge myth, distortion and spin in the media in an informed way, enabling you to effect positive changes in media coverage of the Palestinians and the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict.
Kent Monkman We used Kent’s painting “The Triumph of Mischief” for the cover of “Supporting Caste”.
Z Magazine/Z-Net An incredible web-site and resource for anyone interested in investigating, discussing and/ or taking up the struggle for radical social change. A must-see. The best source of progressive ideas and activism i am aware of. GO NOW.
Canada out of Haiti, farts, etc …
Chelios,
I have a couple of things to announce, most importantly this here book launch for anyone around the winnipeg area to consider attending. This promises to be very informative, and I’m sure most of us out there would indeed be surprised at the scale of canadian bullshit being forced upon the poor peoples of haiti.
Come on out!! Refreshments following discussion!
Book Launch – Canada in Haiti: Waging War On The Poor Majority
October 20th, 2005, 7 PM, 91 albert street, 3rd floor $5 or pay what you can
Presentation and video with authors Yves Engler and Anthony Fenton followed by a discussion.
Behind the mask humanitarianism, canada is carrying out a murderous and destructive foreign policy in haiti. At every turn, canada has declined opportunities to uphold democracy in haiti, while taking the lead in overthrowing the country’s democratically elected government and legitimizing a power grab by haiti’s wealthy elite.
See the event poster here.
(Anthony Fenton)
Secondly, am item of much less political flavour, yet something I feel obligated to expose in the simple name of truth.
It has come to my attention that our bass player toddy (pigpen) kowalski, has mentioned on city-wide radio last night, that I “outfarted Bill Stevenson” during our mix dates in fort collins, co this past july.
Apparently, Bill is the godfather of farting in the music world.
The truth of the matter is Bill was literally blown away at todd’s seemingly limitless resevoir of intestinal gas. Anyone who knows todd, who happens to be a male member of our pathetic species (he actually manages to hold his gas around females for some reason, then blows around the horizon like an untied balloon once he’s alone or exclusively in the company of other spatter-faced unlucky and groaning men) will be able to back my claims.
Claims like todd is the canadian king of farts.
Claims that todd’s favourite joke in the world is farting and then blaming them on others.
Little does todd know, that during his incredible fort collins anal performance, chris and I happened to overhear a private conversation in which Bill Stevenson, punk rock fart god he is, approached todd with this comment:
“yeah man, it’s kinda weird. With your farting and stuff…..I’ve never met anyone else like you before. I thought I was alone in this world.”
Yup. We were in the alcove next to the kitchenette discussing sequencing ideas when this happened.
If anyone feels the need to corroborate my claims, please feel free to email Bill at bill@blastingroomstudios.com.
the proof is in todd’s everflowing pudding. I tire of having his pudding being slapped on my face. People who fart and blame it on others, are simply put, posers.
Fart posers.
Todd kowalski is thee pre-eminent fart poseur.
Thank you for your time, I feel much better cleaning this off my chest.
Posted by Jordy-boy on October 18th, 2005 in Activism, Band News, Commentary