I CANNOT GET THIS TIME BACK

As both a descendant of the people of Ireland and especially as a man who regards his time on earth as incredibly precious, i would like to extend a loaded and soon-to-be-discharged 12-gauge shotgun to the face of every person who ever has or who ever will retell the insidious and utterly outrageous lie that Martin Scorcese’s ultimate and unparalleled shitfest (aka “The Departed”) is a good movie.

Words simply cannot express what i’ve experienced in the last 2 hours and 24 minutes that have been shaved off the story of my life, never to be seen again.

Hear me now and believe me later: if you enjoyed this movie, you should actually be killed because you are a stupid, stupid, stupid asshole.

Posted by on February 26th, 2007 in Films