WORST CANADIAN **UPDATE**
(Hello dedicated supporters! I just received word from an amused number cruncher at the Worst Canadian competiton that, thanks to your votes, i am currently ahead of both Stephen Harper and Celine Dion as said Worst Canadian! In a revealing and suprising turn of events, i am somehow behind Dr. Henry Morgentaler. At least I am in good company as regards the Doctor. Keep voting for me peeps!)
Hello balls, Chris here.
I just heard on CBC Radio that Canada’s prestigious history magazine The Beaver (not to be confused with our very own prestigious walking history magazine The Beaver) is hosting a contest to decide who is Canada’s Worst Canadian.
We once asked you to vote for us to win a song-writing prize and we won it.
We once asked you to vote Kowalski the world’s sexiest vegetarian and he almost won it.
Now i’m asking you to vote me — Chris Hannah of Propagandhi — the Worst Canadian. It is the one thing in life that I actually pride myself on.
I don’t stand during Oh Canada, I don’t support Canadian troops, i cheer for Sweden in international hockey tournaments, I hate Wayne Gretzky, I side with First Nations against the Canadian state, I fantasize out loud of the decimation of the Canadian animal exploitation industry and I wish Great Big Sea would die horrible, languishing deaths in a capsized ferry incident. The proof is in my pudding my fellow shitizens. I am THE worst Canadian and you know it.
Please, do the right thing. Vote for me as The Worst Canadian in Canadian history. It’s the only patriotic thing to do.