Hello My American Friends!
Hi there American sisters and brothers! How’s it going?
I hear you have federal election coming up? Hey, us too! Someday we should have a contest to see whose federal elections are more stilted and vapid. We could get Russia in on it too. It’d be fun!
I also hear you crazy Americans have something called a “Constitution” that actually grants you the right to vote for the candidate of your choice! That’s amazing! We have that here too but i find it takes way too much effort to figure stuff out so i usually just go with whoever won last time. It makes me feel like a winner.
People say it’s irresponsible for me to vote for a party whose platform doesn’t reflect my values, but i don’t care. It’s not the right time for me to cast votes based on my values! I need to feel like a winner NOW!
In other news, here is the world’s shortest resource list for the upcoming US Presidential Elections:
green party
ralph nader
how the whole farce operates
Posted by Jesus H. Chris on September 18th, 2008 in Commentary
Hello My American Friends!
Hi there American sisters and brothers! How’s it going?
I hear you have federal election coming up? Hey, us too! Someday we should have a contest to see whose federal elections are more stilted and vapid. We could get Russia in on it too. It’d be fun!
I also hear you crazy Americans have something called a “Constitution” that actually grants you the right to vote for the candidate of your choice! That’s amazing! We have that here too but i find it takes way too much effort to figure stuff out so i usually just go with whoever won last time. It makes me feel like a winner.
People say it’s irresponsible for me to vote for a party whose platform doesn’t reflect my values, but i don’t care. It’s not the right time for me to cast votes based on my values! I need to feel like a winner NOW!
In other news, here is the world’s shortest resource list for the upcoming US Presidential Elections:
green party
ralph nader
how the whole farce operates
Posted by Jesus H. Chris on September 18th, 2008 in Commentary