Posts by Glen Lambert
Survey Says!
Posted by Glen Lambert on August 4th, 2006 in Band News
Hi goofs. Go to the records page. You can now vote for your favorite 5 songs from each record and see the results! Why? BECAUSE IT'S THERE. Human Shields
Posted by Glen Lambert on July 30th, 2006 in Commentary
So I'm sure everyone has heard by now about the most recent bombing of civilians in Lebanon at the hands of Israeli's bombs. Israel's response is the usual meaningless "oops, sorry" followed by the rationalization that tragedies such as this are "inevitable" because Hezbollah are operating within civilian populations, ... (more) Sorry!
Posted by Glen Lambert on July 19th, 2006 in Commentary
Hey, Israeli president Olmert called Prime Minister Stephen Harper to say "sorry" about killing Canadians in Lebanon. So now it's all good! Geez, why didn't Hezbollah think of that: just phone old Ehud and apologize for firing rockets into Haifa?! Why didn't Al Qaeda think of that?! "Hey, sorry about those ... (more) Israeli Military Murders 8 Canadian Civilians…oh well!
Posted by Glen Lambert on July 16th, 2006 in Commentary
Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! It's funny, just the other day I sent a letter to Prime Minister Stephen Harper's office to ask him why he would go on international television and congratulate Israel on their "measured self-defense" vis a vis the bombing of Lebanon, and received no reply ... (more) History Repeats the Cycle of Stupidity
Posted by Glen Lambert on July 12th, 2006 in Commentary
Some 300 British Jews signed a full page newspaper advert condemning Israel's military actions in the Gaza crisis: The story is here. I just can't imagine what Israel hopes to accomplish on the world stage with this brutal display of collective punishment currently underway in Gaza and now in Lebanon. Yeah, ... (more) Nailing…
Posted by Glen Lambert on May 19th, 2006 in Band News
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have posted a video featuring the song "Nailing Descartes to the Wall..." here. Meateaters and their apologists may now feel free to eat MY meat. For Peta’s Sake
Posted by Glen Lambert on April 25th, 2006 in Band News
hahaha...my cohorts Half-head and Halfer-head have re-entered the Sexiest Vegetarian contest. And remember, if you vote for both of them, you are actually electing one full head of hair. Here is what half-head #1 had to say about his decision: "Hello, Voters... Due to overwhelming demand, emails, begging and pleading from thousands of ... (more) Smell the Magic
Posted by Glen Lambert on April 21st, 2006 in Band News
Ok, before anybody gets their will-knots all tied up in a triple-knot, NO, we did not nominate ourselves for Peta2's "World's Sexiest Vegetarian" contest. We just heard about it ourselves, so calm down and lighten-up. We've kindy requested that they remove our names from the nomination list, mostly since the ... (more) Mats
Posted by Glen Lambert on April 12th, 2006 in General Blatherings
Leaf Nation, bow down in praise of Sundin. Kiss his skates. This is not over yet. wait…
Posted by Glen Lambert on March 17th, 2006 in General Blatherings
i just read kowalski's version of the update and his is way funnier. hahaha. be sure to read down to the bottom. hahaha. Weirdo…
Posted by Glen Lambert on March 17th, 2006 in General Blatherings
hi. i'd just like to point out that human methane-dispenser Todd Kowalski just posted info about Jord's Haiti event that i posted 4 days ago. Jord suggests that Todd has been huffing his own farts and is really, really high right now and doesn't know what's going on. If you liked Jordy-Boy, you’ll love Patrick Elie
Posted by Glen Lambert on March 13th, 2006 in Activism
Hey Winnipeggers. Check this: Date and Time: Monday, March 27, 2006 Location: University of Winnipeg, Room 1L12, 545 Portage Ave., Winnipeg, MB @ 7pm Admission: Free (donations accepted) Patrick Elie, a Haiti-based political rights activist and former Minister of the first government of President Jean-Bertrand Aristide (1991-96), will be in Winnipeg from March ... (more) ISRAEL’S ‘DISENGAGEMENT’: A VIEW FROM GAZA
Posted by Glen Lambert on February 15th, 2006 in Activism
G7 Welcoming Committee Records and CKUW present: ISRAEL'S 'DISENGAGEMENT': A VIEW FROM GAZA After six months in the Middle East, photojournalist Jon Elmer will be discussing the Gaza 'disengagement' and the shifting dynamics of the Israel-Palestine conflict with photography and original reportage from on the ground in the Gaza Strip, West Bank ... (more) Not Ourspace
Posted by Glen Lambert on January 26th, 2006 in Band News
To be clear, any myspace accounts on the web claiming to be maintained by us are fake. We don't have a myspace account. All the ones up there referring to us are maintained by people who are not us. Thank you. Post-Gaza Realities
Posted by Glen Lambert on November 7th, 2005 in Activism
Winnipeggers! Check ça... United Jewish People’s Order and Canadian Jewish Outlook present POST-GAZA REALITIES: is there a way out of the conflict? A public meeting with JEFF HALPER (Co-ordinator, Israeli Committee Against House Demolitions) Thurs, November 10 7:30pm Planetarium Auditorium 190 Rupert Ave (at Main St) Admission: $5 The hype surrounding Sharon’s “disengagement†from Gaza has raised expectations that ... (more) Silent Witness Project Unveiling
Posted by Glen Lambert on November 4th, 2005 in Activism
This comes a day late and a dollar short (sorry), but if you live in Winnipeg and read this in the next hour: silent witness project comemorating Manitoban women who were victims of domestic homicide NOV 4, 11:30 am at the Manitoba Legislature. Radio Inteview with Jordy-Boy!
Posted by Glen Lambert on November 2nd, 2005 in Band News
Our very weird buddy Jordy-Boy recently appeared on Alert Radio! Go here to download the show: Canadian Dimension (click on "Alert Radio", then "Episode 7") Trouble in the Barnyard
Posted by Glen Lambert on October 27th, 2005 in Band News
The strange, aging weirdo who does our live sound has a name. It is Mark "the barnyard" Chaplin. He is also the house sound-guy at The Zoo. Someone stole a bunch of his gear off the stage there a couple weeks ago, including a Yamaha 2404 II Mixer and 3 ... (more) Albright Monument, Winnipeg
Posted by Glen Lambert on October 14th, 2005 in Activism, Commentary
Hey goofs. Students, peace activists, faith community members, Aboriginal leadership and others will gather this Sunday, October 16, beginning at 9:00 am — at or near the University of Winnipeg’s fall convocation venue (The Duckworth Centre: Athletic and Recreational Facility) — in protest of the University of Winnipeg’s decision to convey ... (more)
Mel Gibson
Posted by Glen Lambert on August 1st, 2006 in Commentary
How does that old Latin saying go? In vino veritas? What a fucking fool.