Archive of Jesus H. Chris's posts
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June 25th, 2008: He Can’t, He Won’t and He Don’t Stop!
this just in thanks to our man-on-the-street “brett”: Fat Mike (of NOFX) in Calgary, AB May 5th after being hit with a shoe: “i come to your city and you throw your sweatshop shoe at me, i’m telling Chris Hannah he’s gonna be very upset about this.” hahaha well, back to my mattress! -
June 8th, 2008: Thanks muthas!
Thanks to everyone who stepped up with pledges for this year’s Run For Rights. The stud-quotient was almost through the roof as all four members of Propagandhi unveiled their marbled thighs along the sidestreets of North Main for the event. Special mad props to Marty G., Caitlin N., Johnny T., Salvadore C., Brian N., Yaniv […] -
May 30th, 2008: Toronto Calling (July 27th, The Pheonix)
Hello denizens of Southern Ontario! We’ll be playing a Sea Shepherd Society fundraiser in Toronto on July 27th/ 2008 at a venue called The Phoenix with Brutal Knights and Hostage Life! If you’re in town, come out to the show and get aurally trampled into the dirt by us. If you want advance tickets, you […] -
May 29th, 2008: Utah Phillips 1935 - 2008
I’ve never really been a fan of Americana or labor songs per se, but Utah Phillips certainly lived a life worth noting. RIP brutha. -
May 27th, 2008: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Meth
Hi there friends! Hey, could you guys do me a favor? Could i get everyone who even remotely enjoyed the new Indiana Jones movie to send me a recent photo of themselves along with the current street address of where they sleep? I just want to get a good ballpark figure of how many rounds […] -
May 15th, 2008: Happy Nakba?
Back in 1992, the 500th anniversary of the arrival of Christopher Columbus in the “New World” took place. Some people regarded this as a time for celebration. Others (namely the descendants of the people who were booted off the land and pounded into the ground to make way for the self-described Chosen People) saw it […] -
May 12th, 2008: Propagandhi and the 7th Annual Run for Rights
kee-rist, it’s already that time of year again?? yes ladies and germs, propagandhi will be dragging our decrepit bodies to kildonan park next month to participate in the 7th annual Run for Rights to raise money in support of Winnipeg organizations working for social justice and human rights. the idea is for participants to collect […] -
May 11th, 2008: haha
“North America is a fun happy place, unless you live in Winnipeg at Chris Hannah’s house!” - Fat Mike of NOFX, May 6th, 2008 in Edmonton at the Agricore Arena. -
April 29th, 2008: A Movie Review
I have seen some terrible movies in my time. Independence Day, Armageddon, Titanic, The Departed…the list goes on. But tonight, in a bout of insomnia, i managed to watch 1 hour, 11 minutes and 58 seconds of what has to be the all-time King of all terrible, useless, obnoxious, stupid, insipid, horrid, putrid, fetid, utter […] -
April 28th, 2008: Local Stuff
This pretty neat. My long time pal Paul Burrows (co-founder of the A-Zone and Mondragon here in Winnipeg) just got his first peer-reviewed paper published in the journal of the Manitoba Historical Society. It’s called “Apostle of Anarchy: Emma Goldman’s First Visit to Winnipeg in 1907″. Very interesting stuff that goes beyond romantic period-piece-ism and […] -
April 23rd, 2008: BACK TO THE FUTURE IV
Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads. Hey McFly, if you’re coming out to the legal-defence fundraiser for the Tyendinaga defendants at the Albert this friday here in Winnipeg, you might want to dig through that dusty milk-crate in the basement and brush up on your “Fuck the Scene” and “Martial Law” hand-dubbed cassettes, […] -
April 20th, 2008: rock and roll crazy nights
we attack Tokyo tonight. Japanese legends Loudness play the same joint the next night. That’s cool. -
March 19th, 2008: SMADDENING
Today America said this while one of America’s wars did this. That is all. Have a nice day. -
March 18th, 2008: Rendezvous with Rama
RIP -
February 23rd, 2008: You Don’t Know What You Got Until It’s Gone.
If you have an extra second today, please go here and consider the urgent funding appeal from our tireless pals at ZNet. While you’re there, check out the testimonials from journalists and activists from around the globe testifying to the “inestimable importance” of ZNet in the ongoing struggle against absurdity and insanity. It ain’t no […] -
January 29th, 2008: Ding Dong, A Witch is Dead.
Hot on the heels of being told last week that our lyrics and ideas precluded us from travelling to certain South East Asian countries as a band, came the timely news that Indonesia’s pro-corruption, anti-democracy, pro-genocide former President (and friend of Western elites) General Suharto finally kicked the bucket. Legendary author, journalist and film-maker […] -
January 12th, 2008: Phone Home! Phone Home!
Ok weirdos, let’s get down to brass-tacks here in 2008. You have a computer. You have superfluous processing power. You grapple with the Fermi Paradox. You struggle with the Drake Equation. You apparently listen to Propagandhi. Put ‘em all together and what do you get? You get this. Come on dicks, do your part in […] -
January 10th, 2008: 2008: Year of My Rat
When me and Jordy were growing up in Portage la Prairie, “hanging a rat” meant you showed someone (who did not want to see it) your wiener. It happened a lot in post-game change-rooms in hockey arenas where a young naked fellow might decide to climb up on the bench behind a guy who was […] -
December 3rd, 2007: ANOTHER REASON TO HATE THE OTTAWA SENATORS (like you need one)
My friend Lisa (an Oilers fan for the record) forwarded me this link to an article about the Ottawa Senators and their ideological bedfellows. I will now attempt to refrain from childish and patently offensive comments advocating mandatory post-partum abortions for all Sens fans. There. I did it. -
November 17th, 2007: A PROUD DAY IN LEAF NATION.
When it comes to professional hockey and the world built around it, obedience to orthodoxy tends to rule the day. Hilarious caricatures of swaggering chauvinism like Brian Burke and Don Cherry are held up as hockey’s most cherished personalities. So anyone else see Toronto Maple Leafs enforcer Wade Belak on TSN responding to reporters wanting […]
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