Posts by Jesus H. Chris

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a FLEURY of activity in Winnipeg!

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on June 12th, 2009 in Band News

Oops, i mean flurry. Sorry Wings fans! So last night, former Chilliwack Chiefs (B.C. Junior A League) left-winger Yves Engler spoke at Mondragon here in Winnipeg about his new book entitled "The Black Book of Canadian Foreign Policy". I highly encourage all Canadians -- especially those still clinging ... (more)
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2nd Toronto Show Added! June 26th!!!

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on May 24th, 2009 in Band News

If you read the above headline correctly, then you now know that there has been a 2nd show added in Toronto at the Phoenix. If you read the previously sentence correctly, then you know it intimately! I think the first one on the 25th is sold out. i know that ... (more)
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Fear and Propagandhi in Las Vegas!!!! (UPDATE!!!)

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on May 20th, 2009 in Band News

Hello denizens of Las Vegas! People from your city keep emailing and asking if our show there on the 25th of this month has been cancelled. We're not sure why this rumour is circulating, but as far as we know, we are playing a place called The Farm (5597 S. ... (more)
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How Inconvenient!

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on May 16th, 2009 in Commentary, General Blatherings

Will someone in Ottawa please punch that human slug Lowell Green in the nuts for me? If i hear one more Canadian whine about their commute home being delayed by people desperate to draw even a sliver of attention to a humanitarian catastrophe that we would all otherwise totally ignore, ... (more)
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MayWorks 2009: A Festival of Labour and the Arts

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on May 8th, 2009 in Band News

Attention dickweeds of Winnipeg, may i have your attention. As you may or may not know, it is now May, which of course means that the annual Mayworks Festival is in full swing. You may check out the calendar of events here, unless your name is Brad May, in ... (more)
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Flu Season

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on April 28th, 2009 in Band News

Hi there from Rome! An eventful trip so far, much mayhem! Will tell later. Stop. So as "Swine Flu" inches its way through your neighborhood, now is as good a time as any to have a look at this little virtual-experience the people at Farm Sanctuary have put together. ... (more)
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Supporting Caste out tomorrow!

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on March 9th, 2009 in Band News

Well hello there loyal subjects! Welcome to our new website, courtesy of our good buddy Derek "Penis" Hogue. Tomorrow, the 10th of March, "Supporting Caste" is out, and today is the last chance to get in on the pre-order deal (which includes a free poster and a free download of ... (more)
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Dispatches from Australia: part three

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on February 25th, 2009 in Band News

Hello dicks, welcome to my 2nd dispatch from Down Under, written in the dramatic period manner of Sir A. Conan Doyle until my Lilliputian attention span fizzles and I return to my usual style of Party Pete Hochbaum. My destination today is the Syndey Observatory and Astronomy Museum, a quiet Victorian ... (more)
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Dispatches from Australia: part one

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on February 17th, 2009 in Band News

So let's just get it out of the way: New Zealanders completely live up to their planetary reputation as profoundly gracious, friendly and hospitable hosts. There. I said it. Alright, so out of all the possible things to know about New Zealand, from its pristine natural wonders to its rich indigenous ... (more)
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Supporting Caste pre-order/ download two songs (string attached)!!!

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on February 7th, 2009 in Band News

Hello nuts, So we're doing this thing where if you make a small donation to one of three possible activist organizations, we will give you two advance songs from our new yet-to-be-released record "Supporting Caste". Click here to check it out, you crazy fuckfaced freak!!! Sweet and wicked tokes!
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