Archive of Jesus H. Chris's posts
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March 19th, 2008: SMADDENING
Today America said this while one of America’s wars did this. That is all. Have a nice day. -
March 18th, 2008: Rendezvous with Rama
RIP -
February 23rd, 2008: You Don’t Know What You Got Until It’s Gone.
If you have an extra second today, please go here and consider the urgent funding appeal from our tireless pals at ZNet. While you’re there, check out the testimonials from journalists and activists from around the globe testifying to the “inestimable importance” of ZNet in the ongoing struggle against absurdity and insanity. It ain’t no […] -
January 29th, 2008: Ding Dong, A Witch is Dead.
Hot on the heels of being told last week that our lyrics and ideas precluded us from travelling to certain South East Asian countries as a band, came the timely news that Indonesia’s pro-corruption, anti-democracy, pro-genocide former President (and friend of Western elites) General Suharto finally kicked the bucket. Legendary author, journalist and film-maker […] -
January 12th, 2008: Phone Home! Phone Home!
Ok weirdos, let’s get down to brass-tacks here in 2008. You have a computer. You have superfluous processing power. You grapple with the Fermi Paradox. You struggle with the Drake Equation. You apparently listen to Propagandhi. Put ‘em all together and what do you get? You get this. Come on dicks, do your part in […] -
January 10th, 2008: 2008: Year of My Rat
When me and Jordy were growing up in Portage la Prairie, “hanging a rat” meant you showed someone (who did not want to see it) your wiener. It happened a lot in post-game change-rooms in hockey arenas where a young naked fellow might decide to climb up on the bench behind a guy who was […] -
December 3rd, 2007: ANOTHER REASON TO HATE THE OTTAWA SENATORS (like you need one)
My friend Lisa (an Oilers fan for the record) forwarded me this link to an article about the Ottawa Senators and their ideological bedfellows. I will now attempt to refrain from childish and patently offensive comments advocating mandatory post-partum abortions for all Sens fans. There. I did it. -
November 17th, 2007: A PROUD DAY IN LEAF NATION.
When it comes to professional hockey and the world built around it, obedience to orthodoxy tends to rule the day. Hilarious caricatures of swaggering chauvinism like Brian Burke and Don Cherry are held up as hockey’s most cherished personalities. So anyone else see Toronto Maple Leafs enforcer Wade Belak on TSN responding to reporters wanting […] -
November 16th, 2007: The Rebel Spell
To me the words “good” and “punk band” don’t really belong in the same sentence much anymore. But once in a while, something crawls out of the old woodwork and punches your head with goodness. Check out this Vancouver band, The Rebel Spell to see who’s carrying the torch for non-poser punk rock these days. […] -
November 5th, 2007: Here On Earth
Hello kind dickfaces, how are you? Two things of potential interest for you today: 1) Check out this link to read a short endorsement of the important book Human Cargo by Caroline Moorehead by resident bongo Todd “The Rod” Kowalski. 2) when you can no longer hold your gaze exclusively upon the horrors of this planet, check […] -
October 22nd, 2007: Our Pal Lance (photo update!)
“Suddenly you were gone from all the lives you left your mark upon…” Rush This is a very sad day. Just got word that our buddy Lance Hahn is gone. When me and Jordy were just starting Propagandhi back in the late 80’s, we used to listen to Lance’s old band, Cringer, and devour Lance’s […] -
October 16th, 2007: OOOOOOOHHH, PROPAGANDHI!!!!
Ha ha, after you’ve checked out the photos in Todd’s link below, check out this clip from Buenos Aries. This is how Argentina rolls (please also note Todd’s unusual interpretive dance moves). -
October 11th, 2007: Senor Toad’s Wild Ride
Rejoice! We are back from the Southern Hemisphere! Have you ever been on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride at Disneyland? I swear it is based on our trip through Central and South America. Talk about a whirlwind! So i been sitting here trying to draw up a list of names of people we owe debts of […] -
September 13th, 2007: The Beaver.
Ladies and Gentlemen, i give you…The Beaver. p.s. the audio-download version of the benefit DVD we released a while ago is now available. Check it! -
August 7th, 2007: AN UNREASONABLE MAN
“…all progress depends on the unreasonable man.” -George Bernard Shaw A Must-See for Americans. -
August 5th, 2007: I Feel Like I’m Taking Crazy Pills, Part 1,000,000
Humans are very confused. -
July 30th, 2007: I DEMAND A RECOUNT
In what I allege to be a complete and utter mockery of the democratic process, The Beaver magazine has proclaimed former Canadian Prime Minister (and current dead guy) Pierre Elliot Trudeau the Worst Canadian In History. They contend that Trudeau narrowly edged me out by a few hundred votes. Excuse my French, but… AS IF. It is […] -
July 12th, 2007: SLEEP OF REASON
From: Deborah Simmons I bring terrible news that Dave Brophy, member of the Winnipeg Indigenous Peoples Solidarity Movement, member of the New Socialist Group, and dear friend, has suddenly died. I first met Dave at a political study group in Winnipeg in the summer of 2004. He had been a supporter of the blockade against clearcutting […] -
June 8th, 2007: WORLD REFUGEE DAY JUNE 20TH
From our man Bill at Crescent Fort Rouge United Church here in Winnipeg, where the Raza family continues to seek sanctuary from deportation back to Pakistan where they face persecution: Wednesday, June 20th is World Refugee Day. A rally is planned for 7:30 that evening at Crescent Fort Rouge United Church (corner of Wardlaw & […] -
June 5th, 2007: SAD NEWS FROM THE ROAD
We got home safely from an otherwise awesome trip through the midwestern states to learn the terrible news that some peeps who made a road trip from Virginia to come rock with us in Kentucky did not make it home. Cayce Castelow, Benjamin Hutson and Joseph Amoury were killed in a car accident on their […]
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