Category: Commentary

Jesus H. Chris

Cop Car Burned! All Criticisms of Global Capitalism Rendered Moot!

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on June 27th, 2010 in Commentary

i don't endorse violence. i don't think it's the ideal way forward to a better society. i think all sane people would agree. heck, i don't even endorse vandalism in the "service" of social change. i'm conservative that way. but the disproportionate reaction (to the disproportionate mainstream media coverage) to ... (more)
Jesus H. Chris

Good One Everybody! Haha! You had me there for a second!

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on June 18th, 2010 in Commentary

Perusing the tearful replies to reporters questions regarding the BP spill along the US Gulf-Coast, i am confused as to why so many are apparently moved to tears over the polluting of fragile ecosystems. Is it all an elaborate joke? I mean, if people were really concerned about pollution, they ... (more)
Jesus H. Chris

What’s Good for the Goose is Good for the Gander — I Mean Turkey.

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on June 6th, 2010 in Commentary

A simple reminder that displacement and repression are the general rules of all states, no matter how sanctimonious they get over important current events.
Jesus H. Chris

Insert Niemoller Quote Here

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on June 4th, 2010 in Commentary

For anyone following the story of Toronto Pride organizers banning an anti-apartheid organization from their parade, you may not be entirely surprised to learn that many gays and lesbians are actually in favor of free political expression. Go figure.
Jesus H. Chris

Israel Shoots Self in Foot: Takes 19 Civilians with Them.

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on May 31st, 2010 in Commentary

Dear Israeli-extremist-apologist-weasels in the Canadian media: you might want to hold off a few extra minutes this morning before filing your typical pathetic ass-lickings of Benjamin Netanyahu and the belligerent apartheid state he oozed out of. What's that old saying? "Those who would make peaceful protest impossible will make ... (more)
Jesus H. Chris

Mass Murderers “Unprofessional”, says US Army

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on May 29th, 2010 in Commentary

Hey, if i kill 30 civilians, can i get off with a "reprimand" too?
Jesus H. Chris

It’s all over.

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on May 28th, 2010 in Activism, Band News, Commentary

Howdy partners. How's it going eh? When Jordy-Boy isn't busy dodging bullets over on Toronto Street, we continue to dig deep down here in the lab, seeking new ways to pound, pummel and otherwise titillate the Propagandhi listening public. In other news, you know that when Gary Coleman going to ... (more)
Jesus H. Chris

The Current Threat Level in Israel is Elevated to Orange…

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on May 24th, 2010 in Activism, Commentary

...With a Big Red Nose and a Multicolored Wig: doot-doot-doodle-oodle oot doot do doo! doot-doot-doodle-oodle oot doot do doo! DOOT-doodle-do-doo! DOOT-doodle-do-doo! doodle-doodle-doodle-doodle-do-do-do-doo! Let's hope our pal Chris Pastor (aka Jamaica Plain) has better luck with his Ship to Gaza Project.
Jesus H. Chris

Support Kevin Olliff

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on May 21st, 2010 in Activism, Band News, Commentary

Got a letter in the mail today that originated from within the walls of the infamous Twin Towers Correctional Facility in downtown Los Angeles. It was from this 23-year old kid named Kevin, who has been locked up for over a year without trial, facing 4 years in a penitentiary ... (more)
Jesus H. Chris

How Inconvenient!

Posted by Jesus H. Chris on May 16th, 2009 in Commentary, General Blatherings

Will someone in Ottawa please punch that human slug Lowell Green in the nuts for me? If i hear one more Canadian whine about their commute home being delayed by people desperate to draw even a sliver of attention to a humanitarian catastrophe that we would all otherwise totally ignore, ... (more)