Let­ters To A Young Anus

Be careful how much you reveal. I got one piece of advice for you kid: keep your mouth shut, put a fucking lid upon your dissenting views. Don't roll your eyes when they face the flag or stitch the goddamn thing on their carry-on bag. Hold your tongue hold though your reflex is to gag. There's nothing you can do. Don't laugh out loud when they vote NDP and then act all surprised when they serve industry. The water is poison despite how hard we mark our little X to rearrange the deck. Damned if we don't. Damned if we do. I'd just shut my mouth if i were you. Everything you say can and will be used against you and dumbass until you get that through your head with a masonry drill, it's all downhill for you. It doesn't matter what you think. It doesn't matter how you feel. It don't matter that you can't sleep. Be careful how much you reveal. Ixnay the "I told you so"'s. Suppress your overwhelming urge to gloat. You can save all that shit for your suicide note. Trouble wording your last laugh? I'll lend you my final draft! Be careful how much you reveal.

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