Lock Up Your Grandmothers Western Canada/ Northwestern States
...cause here we come.
Us and Vancouver's own The Rebel Spell will be charging across the Rockies faster than the Donner party on its way to a human luau in late October with the sole intention of rearranging your ears' faces. It's going to be hot. It's going to be sick. It's going to be outrageous. It's going to be in October. Just like i said.
For those of you who want to grab tickets in advance, we are using the local, independent ticket outlet TicketWorkshop, as opposed to that complete rip-off jack-ass behemoth Ticketmaster, who recently charged me over $10 in service fees alone to see Voivod (who ruled). That is INSANITY. That is HIGHWAY ROBBERY. Who the fuck does these people think they are? I mean "do".
So, to spare you the same outrage, go over here to see the tour dates and you can find the links to TicketWorkshop attached to each show. Keep in mind that if you use this service for advance tickets, you pick up your tickets the night of the show at the venue. THEY DON'T GET MAILED TO YOU!!! Trust me, it's better this way.
Ok asswipes, you better start lifting weights with your heads now so your neck is in shape for what promises to be a complete and utter bacchanal (look it up).