Hey, our pals in Protest the Hero have a new record coming out that you can stream here. Fuck, can these boys play. It's absurd. In my continuing attempt to hitch my wagon to other bands stars, check out the 3 seconds -- literally, 3 seconds -- of me attempting to not sound like Tiny Tim on the last track, entitled "Sex Tapes". Appropriately, the song is about people jerking off to naked pictures on the internet, of which i have been continuously accused of FOR NO REASON AT ALL.

Jesus H. Chris / March 15, 2011