Failed States comes out on September 4th! Then we play some songs live where you live (maybe)!

Hello fellow confused and frightened inhabitants of spaceship earth. how are you today? Me too. So here is the news literally tens of you have been waiting for: our new record, "Failed States", will be unleashed on September 4th/ 2012 via Epitaph Records, leaving you plenty of time to enjoy it's contents before Nibiru comes flying out of the Oort cloud and annihilates Earth in late December, vindicating paranormalists and pseudo-scientists worldwide for about 14 nano-seconds.

Here, listen to a song from it and see if it's your cup of crude.

If you're really a keener (and like to wear shirts -- of the non-sweatshop variety) you can pre-order "Failed States" here, thereby killing two trophy-hunters with one crossbow bolt.

If you'd like to join us in person to witness us insult each other's hairlines this fall, please click on the "Shows" link at the top of this page. UPDATE: a kind european fellow has brought it to my attention that inhabitants of that part of the planet can pre-order the record here. Ausfarht!

Jesus H. Chris / July 17, 2012