"Dear Canada..."

hi. it's me. chris. the guy who barely gives a shit about anything besides heavy metal and hockey anymore. despite this, i do still think some things matter and should change prior to the impending global meltdown our "way of life" has in store for us. in the spirit of getting our affairs in order before planetary self-immolation, i offer you this open letter to Canada from Ryan McMahon, an Anishinaabe dad/ comedian/ writer/ media maker/ unstoppable force living right here in our garbage city.

Miigwech, as they say.

Jesus H. Chris / April 8, 2016