A Sad, Terrible Announcement

O.K, people. Despite my Mom's comment about "I'm not sure how intelligent some things on your website are." I still have something even more unintelligent thing to say to you human beings ...

It has simply gone too far and too long. I can't take it anymore. I have been driven insane. Truly and seriously. Here's a small excerpt of a nightmare I had about Jord last night. He has ruined my life. It's like Nightmare on Elm Street except I'm more afraid to be awake than asleep because he is real and lives only about 15 blocks from me!!!

Here goes ...

We were loading equipment into a U Haul, in the snow. Jord was kicking me in the balls but his foot would get stuck in my crotch, we'd fall down then his foot would come loose and he'd slowly shoulder roll/somersault near my face as I laid on my side. Mid-roll a hideous fart slowly gurgled out of his checkered pants ... This happened not once but three times in a ROW!!! I awoke in a fit of terror and abyssmal gloom that shall never dissipate.

Please Jesus ... if I take back all the bad things I have said about you will you please turn Jord's stinky into a bellybutton?

Amen.