For Peta's Sake

hahaha...my cohorts Half-head and Halfer-head have re-entered the Sexiest Vegetarian contest. And remember, if you vote for both of them, you are actually electing one full head of hair.

Here is what half-head #1 had to say about his decision:

"Hello, Voters...

Due to overwhelming demand, emails, begging and pleading from thousands of horny people me and Jordy-boy have been re-instated in the Peta2 "Sexiest Vegetarian In The Entire Universe" campaign. Now there's a campaign I can understand.

It's obvious why Propagandhi members were on it, that's for sure. I'm racking up votes as we speak. I heard the winner gets a free photo spread in Playgirl. I hope the staple doesn't go anywhere that hurts!!!  Too bad Jello Biafra has a Mama cow coarsing down towards his filthy hoop or he'd surely steal the title now that he's dyed his halfhead and wears yellow sunglasses! That's Hot!

I know the real and true underground punk network is conflicted about how we fit in to this sexy person award. I, however, shall dare to plunge headlong into such a contest even if it demeans humanity as well as myself.

Jord is my only true competition now that Dusty Ben Wa has removed himself from the running (I appreciate his withdrawal for the sake of Gaias' balance). Jord remains hot, wet, stinky and ready for victory! But so do I!!!

O.K. Everyone, go join my Mom and millions of others as you cast your vote for me, the true sexiest human in all society (meat eaters are all instantly excluded because death-breath and corpse-filled bums are not very sexy unless you are a necromantic).

Thank you.

Arivadorchi! hahaha... I know, I know.....

The Rod"