Freestyle typing from Todd Kowalski
Hello Scrods… We’re practicing hard for our upcoming tour of the good old U.S. of A‑Wipe.…I hope we’ll see you there. ha. Well, actually, you’ll only see us if you’re on the west coast or in Arizona where the weather should be a little nicer than in Winnipeg at the time. We are on schedule to rip your heads off.
Other than that, on October 17th at 10:00 pm. I’ll be chatting and playing records on Craig Pinners radio show. Tune into 101.5 UMFM if you can lower your lifes existence to hear me embarass myself once again.
What else is new? Ex- Calton Inn employee Derek Riel is having a wedding social. Tickets are 10 bucks. Want one? I’ve sold 1 of the 20 he gave me to sell so far. ooohhh nooo.….
Me and the fellas have been embarassingly lame in some magazines lately if you see us in one please run the other way or use it for toilet paper. There is a picture where my ear looks like a glowing lightbulb. It’s really cool. I look hot. That’s hot as in sexy not hot as in energy being produced by lightbulb-ear.
hmmm.… my finger smells. My breath stinks. My dork needs a cleaning. My teeth are yellow. My hands are warty. My voice sounds like Phyllis Diller spraying flitz all over an airplane toilet bowl. My ears ring. My knee hurts. My riblets ache. My mind goes. My mind goes. My tongue darkens. My ears are starting to grow hair on them. Our world decays. Our sniff ball remains miles away.
I will slip off into my own world of alternate science just like others of my ilk. Goodby now, Fartoo-Dee-Too… oh…my..oh my.….….….myomy.….….. please. oh please.…… She shells shea sells down by the she sore.…. wait.….. Peter piper picked a pocket of pibbled peckers.…. oh. o.k. I’m going, I’m going.….….