Tour Dates! West Coast! Colorado! Go Mental!
Hello fellow instellar flotsam, how have you been? We have some good news for you: Jord is not pregnant. Also, we are hitting the road to come visit some of you in February and March while Beave has time off from his archery degree. Even radder is that we’ll be hitting the road with The Flatliners and our sisters/brothers in arms War On Women. it’ll be totally killer. Click on the “SHOWS” link above or just look over there — — >
Yes, we have friends. Ok, *internet* friends.
hello my european neighbors! while you’re waiting for us to come back over there, why not go check out our buds The Rebel Spell who are currently driving around your continent being the best currently existing punk band from Canada that isn’t us. Haha. Check out these tour dates and go support them. Tell them Chris sent you. Each time they hear that, they owe me a beer.
2nd Leg: Remaining UK Dates Nov 6 — Bristol @ The Red Lion w/Kilnaboy Nov 7 — Derby @ The Hairy Dog Nov 8 — Sheffield @ Riverside w/The Restarts Nov 9 — Leeds @ Temple of Doom w/The Restarts Nov 10 — London @ Grosvenor (Stockwell) w/The Restarts 3rd Leg (France/Holland w/Antillectual) Nov 13 — Paris @ La Miroiterie Nov 14 — Schwäbisch Gmünd @ Esperanza Nov 15 — Dijon @ Deep Inside Nov 16 — Blois @ Bureau Blois Nov 17 — Lille @ L’Imposture 4th Leg (Germany w/Spanner) Nov 18 — TBA! Coming soon! Nov 19 — Hamburg @ Gängeviertel Nov 20 — Potsdam @ Black Fleck Nov 21 — Dresdan @ Jugendtanz Nov 22 — Giessen @ AK44 Nov 23 — Düsseldorf @ Linkes Centrum Also, another internet buddy of ours, Jamie Kilstein, has a new comedy record out. He’s a funny guy. A vegan, pro-feminist, jiu-jitsu loving, tyranny-hating funny guy. Check it out. I don’t think he’ll buy me beers though. sad face.
The New Phone Book is Here! The New Phone Book is Here!
Hi mad, mad, mad world. I interrupt our descent into global oblivion to bring you this special announcement: you may now preorder the 20th anniversary edition of How To Clean Everything right here. Might I recommend ordering the one bundled with a copy of the How To Clean Everything guitar and bass tab book transcribed by yours truly? Why thank you. You’re too kind. Have a very nice day everyone.
European Assault Part 2 Underway!
Alright europa, a grab a Kleenex cuz we are…on our way. Look at the “shows” link for specifics. Be advised that the fine fellows of Antillectual will be joining us on most of the show. We’ll also be with Spanish legends G.A.S. Drummers in Spain, so get wicked.
Antillectual have a new record coming out right away. Check out a new song here.
alright freaks, here we come!
European Summer Tour 2013!
Hello, Everybody!
We’re packed and ready to head off to Europe for a summer of fun! Why, when we live in one of the coldest cities in the world, we don’t go in winter is a bit baffling but We’re doing it again! We definitely hope to see you at a show or two; if you’re wondering where you can get tickets online glance to the right of your screen or check out the “shows” page on this very website for links. Thanks and see you soon.
How To Clean Everything 20th anniversary edition! (earplugs not included)
Hello my relatives. And the rest of you weirdos too. How’s it going? Alright nostalgia hounds, you’re going to like this. Check out what Fat Wreck Chords is doing:
We released Propagandhi’s classic first album How to Clean Everything back in 1993 and are celebrating the 20th anniversary with a new edition on August 20th! Guitarist Chris Hannah explains his reasoning for it, “Maybe it’s the bath-salts talking, but I have come believe that there is value in having something that haunts you until you are dead. I give you How To Clean Everything, the 20th anniversary edition.” The reissue includes the full album (duh), the 3 outtakes that Fat Mike cut from the record, and a super rare 4‑song HTCE demo. Of course the album was re-mastered from the original analog reels AND, this is the neat part, we are offering an exclusive Tab Book for the entire album! With both guitar and bass transcribed by Chris himself, the book will be available bundled with the reissue. 20 years on and these gents are still hard at work. You can catch them on tour in Europe and once a month you can listen to Chris and Derek Hogue’s (from G7) Escape Velocity Radio, a monthly podcast that dips into such subject matter as science, philosophy, history and origins of consciousness. The podcast has nothing to do with this release of course but it reminds us of the journey these guys have taken and continue to be as relevant today, as they were 20 years ago when they released their breakout record How To Clean Everything.Stay tuned for more deets on this abomination of human suffering and fun.