How To Clean Everything
| Anti-Manifesto | 3:34 | Lyrics | |
| Head? Chest? Or Foot? | 2:04 | Lyrics | |
| Hate, Myth, Muscle, Etiquette | 2:43 | Lyrics | |
| Showdown (Greenest Eyes/Preamble) | 3:47 | Lyrics | |
| Ska Sucks | 1:50 | Lyrics | |
| Middle Finger Response | 2:24 | Lyrics | |
| Stick The Fucking Flag Up Your Goddamn Ass, You Sonofabitch (Not to be gender-specific, of course!) | 2:49 | Lyrics | |
| Haillie Sellasse, Up Your Ass | 4:11 | Lyrics | |
| Fuck Machine | 3:06 | Lyrics | |
| This Might Be Satire | 1:34 | Lyrics | |
| Who Will Help Me Bake This Bread? | 2:39 | Lyrics | |
| Pigs Will Pay | 2:15 | Lyrics | |
| Homophobes Are Just Pissed ‘Cause They Can’t Get Laid | 1:44 | Lyrics | |
| Leg-Hold Trap Originally by Toothpick Hercules |
2:37 | Lyrics | |
| I Want You To Want Me Originally by Cheap Trick |
3:13 |
