The New Phone Book is Here! The New Phone Book is Here!

Hi mad, mad, mad world. I interrupt our descent into global oblivion to bring you this special announcement: you may now preorder the 20th anniversary edition of How To Clean Everything right here. Might I recommend ordering the one bundled with a copy of the How To Clean Everything guitar and bass tab book transcribed by yours truly? Why thank you. You're too kind. Have a very nice day everyone.

Jesus H. Chris / July 4, 2013