Look Over Here! Look Over Here! Look Over Here Dixie Land!

Greetings fellow corn niblets in a galactic ordure. How are you this fine fall morning? What's that? You're hiding in your home, concerned about an imminent attack from variously acronym-ed terrorists? Geez, aren't we all? Well, if you're hiding somewhere in the southern United States, make sure to venture out from your spider-hole in late December for some totally over-the-top fun and debauchery. That's right folks, we'll be putting the Jesus Fucking Christ on a Unicycle in Christmas this year by barreling through Texas and Florida with our pals War On Women and RVIVR. Check out the dates here!

Jesus H. Chris / September 30, 2014