propagandhi to stink up 'run for rights' - june 10th
hello good peoples of the multiverse!!
the boys propagandhi will be participating as fundraisers at the 5th annual ‘run for rights’, here in winnistink, on june 10th.
buddy-derek the hoguelater x‑press put together this handy link where you can support the effort to create the Jean Dominique Popular University Project in Port-au-Prince, Haiti. please check out the info about this project and pledge your support below!!
.…judging by the size of the steaming bean-pile in kowalski’s back yard, i’d say he’s the early favourite for this race.…..he’s going to blast off, shooting to the finish line in world record timelike a noisy rocket balloon, happily leaving the rest of us in his “dust”.… (jordy-boy horcoff for mvp)
Hey Wait A Minnit!!!
Were we really beaten by that bald kid from Star Wars and some ugly kid named “Benji”? I’m going to eat a burger.….
Who's The Daddy? Sexiest Man on Earth!
I’d like to thank everyone for their good taste.…. Even with a Halfhead, I prevail! hahaha.….
“The anticipation is finally over. We counted the votes, and I’m very excited to announce that Todd was one of our top contenders!! Because he got so many votes, we’re including him in this press release that we’re servicing this afternoon. The web feature is already live. Chris, I just thought you might want to know too… — Angela”
Nailing...
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have posted a video featuring the song “Nailing Descartes to the Wall…” here.
Meateaters and their apologists may now feel free to eat MY meat.
May 1st Walkouts in Support of Immigrants!
Good luck and good job to everyone in the U.S. who plans on holding events and protests or walking out of school or work in support of immigrants. It’s good to see such great support for people. Excellent!“This will symbolize the interdependence of all of us, not just immigrants, but all of society,” eh,men. In Winnipeg nature news: Today I came between two deer buddies out in the bush!! Yikes!I Almost got killed. What beautiful, bouncing beauties they are, eh! That’s the closest I’ve ever been to wild deer like that. Those are some white buns they got there! “Hey Chris Hannah, does ska really suck?” doot doot doot, pickituppickitup.… ‑Scrod.
For Peta's Sake
hahaha…my cohorts Half-head and Halfer-head have re-entered the Sexiest Vegetarian contest. And remember, if you vote for both of them, you are actually electing one full head of hair.
Here is what half-head #1 had to say about his decision:
“Hello, Voters…
Due to overwhelming demand, emails, begging and pleading from thousands of horny people me and Jordy-boy have been re-instated in the Peta2 “Sexiest Vegetarian In The Entire Universe” campaign. Now there’s a campaign I can understand.
It’s obvious why Propagandhi members were on it, that’s for sure. I’m racking up votes as we speak. I heard the winner gets a free photo spread in Playgirl. I hope the staple doesn’t go anywhere that hurts!!! Too bad Jello Biafra has a Mama cow coarsing down towards his filthy hoop or he’d surely steal the title now that he’s dyed his halfhead and wears yellow sunglasses! That’s Hot!
I know the real and true underground punk network is conflicted about how we fit in to this sexy person award. I, however, shall dare to plunge headlong into such a contest even if it demeans humanity as well as myself.
Jord is my only true competition now that Dusty Ben Wa has removed himself from the running (I appreciate his withdrawal for the sake of Gaias’ balance). Jord remains hot, wet, stinky and ready for victory! But so do I!!!
O.K. Everyone, go join my Mom and millions of others as you cast your vote for me, the true sexiest human in all society (meat eaters are all instantly excluded because death-breath and corpse-filled bums are not very sexy unless you are a necromantic).
Thank you.
Arivadorchi! hahaha… I know, I know.….
The Rod”
Smell the Magic
Ok, before anybody gets their will-knots all tied up in a triple-knot, NO, we did not nominate ourselves for Peta2’s “World’s Sexiest Vegetarian” contest. We just heard about it ourselves, so calm down and lighten-up. We’ve kindy requested that they remove our names from the nomination list, mostly since the inclusion of our collective stallion-hood makes the whole thing unfair for all the other people on the list who aren’t blessed with our natural beauty, but remember whiners: if people could just smarten up and not treat animals like living garbage, Peta would go away and not bother you with their “frivolous” campaigns while you stamp your feet and demand your right to be able to gorge yourself on a dead pig’s asshole. So shut your meat-holes for once and for god’s sake, brush your teeth before you talk to us.
Mats
Leaf Nation, bow down in praise of Sundin. Kiss his skates. This is not over yet.
Earthlings
Hello, Everybody
Last night I had nightmares of a different kind. I went to the Park Theater to watch the movie EARTHLINGS which, for two full hours, explores the various things humans do to the other species on the earth. I can’t say I’ve ever seen anything quite so disturbing in my life. It is a good reminder to me that what we have been saying about animal rights is dead on. I feel like it’s time to for us all to stand up and do a whole lot more for our fellow animals. We live in a cruel world and it is true that you either look at it or you look away and live life like a total asshole. The excuses of grown adults pretending that they are exempt from blame and that is o.k. for them to continue torturing and killing animals because they’ve done it their whole lives is pathetic. Even sadder are those that think they’ve somehow “outgrown” justice and that now they too now have exemption from having to think about their resumed abuse. There are no excuses for how we treat animals. When people think about other people who are into animal rights they generally come up with a stereoetype to try to write them off. To dispel this myth for you: in my family I have hunters, factory farm owners and rodeo champs. I’ve seen the wall to wall rooms packed full of chickens, I’ve had deer hanging in my garage, I’ve seen freak cowboys roping and abusing baby cows, I’ve eaten meat, I’ve cheered on the circus and the zoo, I’ve shot a mouse to death with a BB gun, I’ve gouged the eyes out of fish, I’ve seen cows with holes cut in their stomachs and fitted with plugs so goofs can feel the inner workings of their stomachs. I’ll also mention to you that cousin Jim is one of the most successful and murderous hunters in North America.
If I, from the very inside of this tornado, can plainly see that all this is insane and just as easily change my role in it, then anyone can. Please, check out this movie — you will see where I’m coming from. Then I will not have to hear people talking about me being reactionary. Unless you too want to wrap your teeth around a bit while I stick a metal rod up your ass and turn on the electricity; don’t tell me about how I should be taking it easy on the poor, ignorant people because they don’t know any better. Everybody knows better.
If meat eaters, and animal users, are proud of what they are doing they should also, unflinchingly and proudly, check out this movie to see their profound and great deeds in action. They should eagerly show it to their children and bring such great achievements into view so we can all feel great about it. Check it out. The best and most disturbing documentary ever … EARTHLINGS.
Order it. Pass it around.
And I’ll extend a one time props to the nerd Pamela Anderson for stating a small truth about the seal hunt at the Juno Awards in Halifax last night. Of course a bunch of sensitive musicans and spoiled idiots in the crowd booed her for it. The moron from the amazing, only popular in Canada band ‘Great Big Sea’ said she should have just stuck to music and that, “it was an embarassment”. Hmmm, funny how Mr. Happy-Fun-Song man can actually live in the idiotic bubble he’s created in his moronic lyrics. Where’s my club?
Well, here I sit trying again to remember that the people of this world have not driven me insane but it is them who are insane. I’m not the one cutting throats, and peeling fur and flesh from living beings, nor am I cutting the ears off little animals. I am also not the one who, day after day, cuts the ligaments and tendons from my screaming victims. I do not go from place to place to get my photo taken with the corpse of a fellow earthling that I killed for fun. I am absolutely not the one who needs to do this to make myself feel special and powerful.
As they say, “You Reap Just What You Sow”. We subsidize the industries that produce our modern day plagues, our polluted rivers and our waning health. We are all fools. No more excuses. As a wise, wise, super-wise, ultra-super-duper-wise person once said, “We Are Doomed!!”
Over’ n’ out!
A Sad, Terrible Announcement
O.K, people. Despite my Mom’s comment about “I’m not sure how intelligent some things on your website are.” I still have something even more unintelligent thing to say to you human beings …
It has simply gone too far and too long. I can’t take it anymore. I have been driven insane. Truly and seriously. Here’s a small excerpt of a nightmare I had about Jord last night. He has ruined my life. It’s like Nightmare on Elm Street except I’m more afraid to be awake than asleep because he is real and lives only about 15 blocks from me!!!
Here goes …
We were loading equipment into a U Haul, in the snow. Jord was kicking me in the balls but his foot would get stuck in my crotch, we’d fall down then his foot would come loose and he’d slowly shoulder roll/somersault near my face as I laid on my side. Mid-roll a hideous fart slowly gurgled out of his checkered pants … This happened not once but three times in a ROW!!! I awoke in a fit of terror and abyssmal gloom that shall never dissipate.
Please Jesus … if I take back all the bad things I have said about you will you please turn Jord’s stinky into a bellybutton?
Amen.